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 10:13 | 15/May/2008 |
| HAI TO HAI.....JUST READ | |
| Vo nahi mera magar usse mohabbat hai to hai...... Ye agar rasmo rivazo se bagawat hai to hai......... Kab kaha maine ki vo mil jaye mujhko or main usey..... Gair n ho jaye vo bas itni hasrat hai to hai......... Jal gaya parwana to shama ki isme kya khata...... Raat bhar jalna jalana humari ki...
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| 15:54 | 1/Feb/2008 |
| B'FORE N AFTER MARRIAGE | |
| Before Marriage:-He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitshe:do you want me 2 leave?He: No! don’t even think about itShe: do you love me ?He:ofcourse! over n over!She:have u ever cheated on me?He:No!y r u even asking?She:will u go on wid me on picnic?He:every chance I get!She:will u hit me ?He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!She:can I trust u?He...
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| 10:19 | 22/Jan/2008 |
| MEN BOASTING | |
| A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives."Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.""Ah, last night I made love to my wife six ...
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| 17:28 | 19/Jan/2008 |
| a good explaination | |
| "A Great Explanation"The wife came home early and found her husbandin their bedroom making love to a very attractiveyoung woman. And she was somewhat upset."You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried "How dareyou do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of yourchildren! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"And the husband replied, "Hang o...
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| 10:34 | 15/Jan/2008 |
| WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.... | |
| When I First Met You Since the first time I met you, I couldn't seem to forget you. And lately I seem to find, That you're always on my mind. I feel so happy around you, And I thank God that I found you. At first I thought of you as a really good friend, But I realized that my feelings there didn't end. I was so afraid to tell you, Cos I didnt know...
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| 10:27 | 15/Jan/2008 |
| LAUGH ALOUD | |
| The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his w...
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| 11:04 | 11/Jan/2008 |
| Wealth,Success or Luv.....what will u ch... | |
| A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said 'I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.' 'Is the man of the house home?', they asked. 'No', she replied. 'He's out.' 'Then we cannot come in', they replied. In th...
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| 11:29 | 9/Jan/2008 |
| URGENT JOB OPENINGS | |
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| FOR ALL THOSE LOOKING FOR A JOB :- REQUIRED A reputed real estate firm engaged in quality property development projects in Jabalpur requires the following personnel to be part of a team executing the first lease only fully air-conditioned and modern mall & multiplex project :- 1. Manager Leasing & Marketing MBA...
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| 10:20 | 7/Jan/2008 |
| Dating v/s Marriage | |
| Dating vs. MarriedWhen you are dating..... Farting is never an issueWhen you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all timesWhen you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good timeWhen you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"When you are dating..... He hol...
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| 12:58 | 4/Jan/2008 |
| New year wishes | |
| Here’s to the year 2008….. May it bring 12 months of joy…. 365 days full of laughter & smiles…. And….. an extra day for you to enjoy….! Happy New Year…. Best wishes….. To all my viewers
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| chetan lakhani | 13:34 | 14/May/2008 |
| Friends: (56)
| City: Baroda
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| Dil ki............ |
| Kanta na hota, toh phool ki hefazath na hoti, Andhera na hota,to roshini ki zarurath na hoti, Agar mil jati har khushi duniya me, Toh dil ki mulaqath dard se na hoti
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| smita gupta | 13:37 | 23/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (96)
| City: Jaipur
| Interests: Browsing.Dancing,...
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| Relax While Work. |
| This might be useful to u. suggestions Try not to use the intercom,ip messanger. Rather, walk to your colleagues and discuss matters. Stretches your back, and leg muscles. Helps build rapport with colleagues. Relaxes your eyes and ears. Relaxes your neck. Drink lots of water / liquids. Will require you to walk to the rest room regularly. Good s...
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| gulzar | 18:07 | 26/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (47)
| City: Ghaziabad
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| dil |
| Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi meke hum yeh zamana hi bhool gaye tumhe yaad aaye na aaye hamari kabhi par hum toh tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakteBin kahe bhi jee nahi sakteAye khuda aisi takdeer banaWoh humse khud aakar kahe"HUM AAPKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE"Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai halka sa aankho ko ehsas h...
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| kamalesh | 07:42 | 12/Feb/2008 |
| Friends: (345)
| City: Madurai
| Interests: chatting
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| online earnings only for indians |
| Dear friends, All of you listen me. easy way online earning business in india for indians only. my earning growth starts from January.Rs.140/=only is your investment it gives life long income.If you like visit:www.skamarajan.cash2all.com
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| avinash pal | 13:17 | 31/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (38)
| City: Mumbai
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| joke |
| Waiter, may i have a chocolate fudge.?Sorry mam we do not have chocolate today.ok. then may l have vanilla icecream with hot chocolate?....Sorry mam..we do not have chocolate.ok then may i have choco chipa?Mam can you spell fire as in fireworks?sure. It is ....F....I ....R....Eok. now can you spell draw as in drawer?sure. it is....D>>>>R>>>>A>>>>Wo...
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| vira | 11:29 | 2/May/2008 |
| Friends: (1601)
| City: Nagpur
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| Regular cars are better Reasons why regular cars are far superior than Formula One racing cars No door... I mean, people have to climb in. Actually, ANYBODY can climb in and steal it. Pffft! No roof... The people who drive these things are left open to the elements. Like, even convertible cars have something you can pull over your head. No radio (A...
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| amar snh | 20:18 | 3/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (1208)
| City: Delhi
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| Is it possible ? |
| Hi Friends,There are couple of Utopian ideas that keep taking twists and turns in my mind so very oftenI must admit these may sound totally outlandish or plain silly, specially to those of you with special bent of mind towards all things ScientificFirst of these is :- Is it possible for man to develop some sort of wings, of course mechanically a...
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| AAMEEN KHAN | 14:25 | 14/May/2008 |
| Friends: (323)
| City: zelon
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| BAATON BAATON MAIN !!! |
| Ek baat kahane ko betaab hai yeh deel Vahi baat baar baar kahane kobetaab hai deelTuum saath hoti ho pheer bhiTuum taq yeh baat pahuuchane betaab hai yeh deel Tuum se baat karataa hoon; Baton main eezhar-e-ishq hota hai;Pheer bhi yeh baat tuum se Akele main kahane betaab hai deel Tuum samazti ho sabkuuchchAur samazaati ho muuze ishq ke maayinePheer...
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